that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
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Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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