I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
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When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
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mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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