Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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