I heard we made out
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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