Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
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He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
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"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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