Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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