Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
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Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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