Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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