she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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