So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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