i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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