And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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