Pappa wants mamma naked
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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