marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Randomize
