i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I have post one night stand depression
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