If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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