I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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