There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
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On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
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The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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