i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
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I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
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Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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