just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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