I cannot find my penis.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
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i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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