One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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