Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Randomize
