So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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