guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
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His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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