you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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