apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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