so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
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I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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