I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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