you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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