Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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