absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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