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(203): View more from Connecticut

I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again

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(217): View more from Illinois

so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it

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(516): View more from New York

My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.

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(970): View more from Colorado

They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter

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