I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
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That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter