Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
May the power of my ass compel you!!
lol hangovers are for mortals.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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