what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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