Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
dude. I can hear the air.
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