so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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