yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
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I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
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Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
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