I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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