Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina

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(919): View more from North Carolina

just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like

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(407): View more from Florida

i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing

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(206): View more from Washington

The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...

(425): View more from Washington

Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship

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(614): View more from Ohio

All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave

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(907): View more from Alaska

Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???

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(763): View more from Minnesota

i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.

(763): View more from Minnesota

im in missouri by the way.

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