I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm sobbing to NWA
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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