is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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