For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
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Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
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She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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