Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
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After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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