So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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