sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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