Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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