Dual....:-)
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
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Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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