some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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