you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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