Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
You're a waste of cheezeits
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.