Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
These Attractive Criminals Took Sexy Mugshots That Made Them Famous
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?