kristin has been a bad kristin
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
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It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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