She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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