I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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