real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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