and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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