hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
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Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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