I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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