Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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